here's a small episode of me n chel's conver.(AGN).all de gaoxiao parts.
chel:guo fen de ren.GUO FEN!GUO FEN !
me:==baichi lah.u noe i will hang up sooner or ltr when u sae tat.
chel:guo fen. . .
me:ok lah.dun hang up.wad u wan to chat about?leng xiao hua ma?
chel:hao ah hao ah!
me:hao ah.shuo ba.
chel:deres a dog ,pig,horse and rat are smuggling drugs.hu is holding on to de drugs when crossing de customs?
me:pig.cos zhu cang fen.eh tis joke is i tell u de ye!
chel:aiyah.mus jia zhuang bu zhi dao ma.
me:hao lor.i guess is dog!because de mouth veh big.
chel:CUO!
me:den i guess is pig!bcos de nostrils veh big.mouth oso.
chel:half-correct lah.
me:hmms. . .i guess is dog cos veh smart so let him hold on to it wun kui ben.
chel:cuo!aiyah veh hard rite?
me:DUI LAH(sacarstic).wads de ans?
chel:ZHU!BCOS ZHU CANG FENNN!
me:==.nxt qns.
dere we go agn.she keeps giving me jokes tat i asked her.not fun de.i all noe answers liao lor.